Welcome to the Dirty South

Upon waking up this morning to Courtney's phone call after going to bed at 4am i was a bit put off when i came upon a puke stained toilet. Hmm, must have had a good night. The culprit then rolls off the couch to reveal his puke stained pants. Yes, you are correct, it was Skittles (aka Matthew D). He is currently in training so i wasn't really that mad though. That and the fact that i know he always tries his hardest when drinking. We had a little get together last night because Josh, Matt, and Jack were all in town for business or something else. It was also a bit of a send off for me on my overseas voyage. We started out all somehow fitting in my rented red Sunfire at the airport. See, Jack was supposed to get them, but, yet again, he wasn't able to fulfill Matt's huge expectations. Stuck in traffic in Chattanooga as anyone who has ever driven through that city has been. So we are three big guys in this tiny car - very funny. We got out to Hand in Hand and started the drink fest. Josh had previously stated that he would ingest no less than one gallon of gin and he gave it his best effort. Anyway we ended up back at home and watched a little Harold and Kumer. What a superb way to send me off and cap off a great night. They all felt like shit today.